July 28 2014, 3pm


sweatyeah:

build-mass-with-sass:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Bless this

And don’t forget Hips don’t lie.


July 28 2014, 1am


trainer-shaniae:

If any of you have yet to play with a Wailord in amie then i seriously hope you someday find the time to do so because there is no greater thing


July 27 2014, 2pm


achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

Assuming it starts September 1st WE HAVE 36 DAYS GET READY


July 26 2014, 4pm


armadillo:

Im buysexual, you buy me food, i become sexual

(Source: unsavioured)


July 26 2014, 3pm


MAN I LOVE WORKING ON THIS TRAINWRECK THAT IS A RESUME

HIRE ME I PROMISE I’M A KICKASS WORKER

maybe i’ll casually put “kickass worker’ in here somewhere


July 25 2014, 7pm


zodiacs


transfolk:

aquarius- bad

pisces- bad

aries- good for ramming into things i suppose

taurus- ok i guess

gemini- no

cancer- extra bad

leo- nice

virgo- bad

libra- sometimes they ok but tbh dont waste ur time….

scorpio- ok

sagittarius- evil

capricorn- best


July 25 2014, 7am


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services